You Know your instrument is a piece of junk when… 1. You know the service guy on a first-name basis and have even considered inviting him over for beers sometime. 2. You know the serial number of your instrument by heart from reciting it to tech support so many times. 3. You have actually physically assaulted the instrument while no one was looking. 4. Everyone knows you physically assault the instrument but they never tell anyone about it.
Feel free to post any jokes you heard lately. Or if you’ve found one on the web somewhere add a link!
Medical Lab Jokes – Q&A Q: What type of red cell will be observed on the peripheral smear if blood was refrigerated prior to making the smear? A: A brrrr cell. -Credit: (I’ve known this one so long I may have made it up myself.)
You know you’ve been in the lab too long when: You wonder what absolute alcohol tastes like with orange juice You can’t watch CSI without cursing at least one scientific inaccuracy You use acronyms for everything and never stop to elaborate You always seem to use the microscope after the person with the impossibly close together eyes